Genital Joustingдостижения

Steam 28 достижений

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  Most Improved Tapulator

  Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

  5%
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  Go Left

  Move to the left.

  получили 3 игрока Big Backlog47%
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  Go Right

  Move to the right.

  получили 3 игрока Big Backlog46,9%
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  Meet Your Maker

  Описание скрыто

  3,1%
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  Summer Job

  Описание скрыто

  4,5%
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  Fire Inspector

  Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.

  получили 2 игрока Big Backlog33,3%
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  Early Bird

  Swallow every worm.

  1,8%
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  Sleep No More

  Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

  1,7%
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  Self Defence

  Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

  получили 1 игрок Big Backlog16,5%
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  Swan Tamer

  Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

  получили 1 игрок Big Backlog10,9%
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  Bulking Gear

  Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

  1,7%
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  Paperwork

  Submit your monthly physical report.

  2,3%
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  Popcorn Buffet

  Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

  получили 1 игрок Big Backlog3,5%
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  Appalling Appetite

  Описание скрыто

  1,3%
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  Clumsy

  Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

  6,4%
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  A Better John

  Описание скрыто

  11,6%
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  Master Unlocker

  Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

  получили 1 игрок Big Backlog3,9%
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  Couch Party

  Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

  1,3%
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  Always Finishes First

  Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

  получили 1 игрок Big Backlog6,9%
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  Generous Lover

  Finish last in a Party Mode game.

  получили 1 игрок Big Backlog32,7%
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  Spare Wheel

  Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

  4,9%
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  The Perfect Partner

  Marry yourself in Abstinence.

  4,2%
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  My Precious

  Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

  3,3%
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  Magnetic Basshole

  Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

  3,9%
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  Safety First

  Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

  3,2%
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  Till Death Do Us

  Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

  9,8%
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  Autopaedicatio

  Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

  7%
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  Fussy Lover

  Save yourself for that special orgy.

  1,2%